Austin Powers Vanessa Quotes & Sayings

I've learned to hate it when the cameras are pointed at me. — Jake Lloyd

And by the meadow-trenches blow the faint sweet cuckoo-flowers. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

My letters seeking a job, though truthful, diminished the full truth. Face would blanch if the facts had been complete: "Dear Sir," I thought. "Do you have a position for a journeyman burglar, con man, forger and car thief; also with experience as armed robber, pimp, card cheat and several other things. I smoked marijuana at twelve (in the 40's) and shot heroin at sixteen. I have no experience with LSD and methedrine. They came to popularity since my imprisonment. I've buggered pretty young boys and feminine homosexuals (but only when locked up away from women). In the idiom of jails, prisons and gutters (some plush gutters) I'm a motherfucker! Not literally, for I don't remember my mother. In my world the term, used as I used it, is a boast of being hell on wheels, outrageously unpredictable, a virtuoso of crime. Of course by being a motherfucker in that world I'm a piece of garbage in yours. Do you have a job? — Edward Bunker

And just like that, your big, black lies grow small and white. — Jill Alexander Essbaum

If you teach how best to bite; watch out, you might as well be the first victim. — Anita Ibeakanma

Because of the hegemony of fundamentalist religion in the United States, this country has been among the most resistant to the fact of human evolution. — Jerry A. Coyne

I didn't get upset because I wasn't nominated, but I was a little surprised. — Bruce Beresford

Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck."
Phury: "That was you?"
Z:"You think it was Santa Claus or some shit? — J.R. Ward

Character. Intelligence. Strength. Style. That makes beauty. — Diane Von Furstenberg

Friendship of the wise is good; a wise enemy is better than a foolish friend. — Rumi

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus. — Alexei Sayle

Life is a story. You and I are telling stories; they may suck, but we are telling stories. And we tell stories about the things that we want. So you go through your bank account, and those are things you have told stories about. — Donald Miller

I feel like I'm playing more of a role walking down the red carpet than when I'm playing an ordinary woman covered in sweat. — Kate Winslet

The primary function of government is to protect the minority of the opulent from the majority of the poor. — James Madison