Aushima Quotes & Sayings

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." — Morey Amsterdam

It doesn't work the same way everywhere. The Americans are the most gullible, because they don't like to deny co-workers' requests. People in the former Soviet bloc countries are less trusting, perhaps because of their previous experiences with their countries' secret services. — Kevin Mitnick

Can we try to be wise with each other for a very long time? — Rachel Cohn

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. — Kin Hubbard

If you end up going to prom, save me a dance, okay? — Cynthia Hand

Christianity is at its best when it is peculiar, marginalized, suffering, and it is at its worst when it is popular, credible, triumphal, and powerful. — Shane Claiborne