Auritis Quotes & Sayings

Never judge the length of a book by it's spine! — Stephanie Bates

Human releases of carbon dioxide are almost certainly happening faster than any natural carbon release since the beginning of life on Earth. — Mark Lynas

No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior. — Claire LaZebnik

Take responsibility and go to work so God has something to help us with. — D. Todd Christofferson

I don't lose sleep over what I have done or have nightmares about it. — Dennis Nilsen

In their quest to be inclusive and tolerant and up-to-date, the accommodationists imitated his scandalously comprehensive love, while ignoring his scandalously comprehensive judgments. They used his friendship with prostitutes as an excuse to ignore his explicit condemnations of fornication and divorce. They turned his disdain for the religious authorities of his day and his fondness for tax collectors and Roman soldiers into a thin excuse for privileging the secular realm over the sacred. While recognizing his willingness to dine with outcasts and converse with nonbelievers, they deemphasized the crucial fact that he had done so in order to heal them and convert them - ridding the leper of his sickness, telling the Samaritans that soon they would worship in spirit and truth, urging the woman taken in adultery to go, and from now on sin no more. — Ross Douthat

I know a lot of people talk about Seal's bicycle shorts, but it is the truth! That is what he was wearing the first time I met him and I was overwhelmed. — Heidi Klum

spectacularly chiseled tanned chest. He said how much he appreciated us coming down and helping out with the lab and said that maybe he would run into me again. Now I have always considered myself to be pretty cool and unflappable. But I gotta say, I couldn't even form words. I just grinned like an idiot and could barely spit out, "You're — Philippa Levine

Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved - and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it. — Jonny Greenwood

I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the police force,' Esther used to rage to anyone who would listen. — John Waters

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. — Jeff Foxworthy

Yes, I was one of the slightly vintage women who let out a shriek when we saw it at Costco: 'The Nancy Drew Mystery Stories', a complete boxed set, fifty-six familiar yellow spines, shrink-wrapped. — Sandra Tsing Loh

Jace is considered the most awesome material to make a Shadowhunter out of. — Cassandra Clare

Do you think the lobsters in the tank try to help the other lobsters? Is that why they pile up like that? Or is it just for company, because they know they're all doomed? Better — Francesca Zappia