Aunt Myrtle Quotes & Sayings

Tears upon the dry sponge of heart
do not prove I am Promethean. — Adrian C. Louis

Why don't you check out those teenagers in the middle row? They've been going at it like dogs in heat ever since the previews. They're probably both werewolves. And even if they aren't, you should throw them out on principle alone. — Rusty Fischer

You may think the actions that mean the most are the ones we get credit for, but I happen to believe they mean more when people aren't aware. — Marilyn Grey

Nothing can be divided into more parts than it can possibly be constituted of. But matter (i.e. finite) cannot be constituted of infinite parts. — Isaac Newton

I understand how families become estranged, not by design, but by embarrassment. You come to a point when so much time has passed that it seems impossible to make the first move — Michelle Richmond

I think it's offensive to equate evangelical Christians, Catholics, others that view marriage as between a man and a woman, as being racist. We're not racist. We love our fellow man, we think we're all equal under God's eyes, we don't believe we should change the definition of marriage simply because of opinion polls or because of a court that quite frankly isn't looking at the constitution. — Bobby Jindal

I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them! — Heidi Schulz

The real division in the world today is not between socialism and capitalism, it's between freedom and totalitarianism. — Frank Underhill

The strangest thing about writing a sitcom, is never knowing if it will become anything but words on a page. — Pippa Evans

I don't know what to do. I only know that it's taken me years to understand that life was pushing me in a direction I didn't want to go in. — Paulo Coelho

I didn't hear you come in. I was away with the ghosts of my beautiful youth. — Eva Rice

They were following their prime minister, matching their government's mood. — William Manchester

I'm screwed up
I'm so full of contempt for everyone and everything. I mean, sure, I like lots of things but ... I don't know. I've just become too goddamn judgmental! — Seth

I can't thank you enough for showing up. It's not the same without you. — James Taylor