Aulis Verlag Quotes & Sayings

What I've always said about comedy is if you do it in the right way, you can say anything to anybody because they know where you're coming from. They know it's not malicious. — Trevor Noah

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. — Jerry Falwell

As much as I like to be thoughtful and think things through in my decision making - I don't like knee jerk decisions - but I'm not afraid to make decisions. — Ron Jaworski

His soul really shone in the dark desperation of our prison ... [Bonhoeffer] had always been afraid that he would not be strong enough to stand such a test but now he knew there was nothing in life of which one need ever be afraid. — Payne Best

But I didn't bother looking up. What the fuck were the stars and moon, when I had her? I couldn't take my eyes off her. I could barely fucking breathe. — Tillie Cole

That was it. That was really it. She knew that she had told herself that that was it only seconds earlier, but this was now the final real ulimate it. — Douglas Adams

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done. — Zach Galifianakis

If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey. — J. C. Snead

I never considered myself a performance artist. — Agnes Denes

If we're not trying to get to any particular place, we can't ever really be lost. We're just exploring. — Cora Carmack

Mom used to say I didn't run away from home my destiny just caught up with me at an early age. — Red Skelton

Only the guys who never made it and will never make it in the U.S. need to put up the front that they don't care about America. — Gavin Rossdale

You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself. — William, Saroyan

He snorts more cocaine, I could pull over and roll him out the door, but he's on so much blow right now that he would probably just turn into a roadrunner, catch up to me, and jump back in. — Caroline Kepnes