Aukssports Quotes & Sayings

I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No. — Craig T. Nelson

To attract boyfriends, American girls pretend they are women, while Japanese women pretend they are girls. — Kittredge Cherry

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing. — Arnold H. Glasow

I don't know about doing a sequel. I think you can retroactively damage a product by adding to it. — Simon Pegg

Democracy is not a static thing. It is an everlasting march. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I've always felt that in a comedy script the stage directions should also have a comedic value. — Bruce Robinson

If this was a book written by men who were inspired by the Holy Spirit, then its admonitions about sin were not applied cultural phobia. — Rosaria Champagne Butterfield

Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon. — Mark Twain

You watch Jimi Hendrix literally reinvent the instrument. He was playing from somewhere else. He was really a kind of hybrid, and I can't even begin to imagine where he came from — Steve Vai

I'm Davey. I sing, make faces and swing from trees. — Davey Havok

I am a writer who has written about the life of my people, the character of my people. What I can say is that the greatest hero of the Brazilian novel is the Brazilian people. — Jorge Amado

Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip. — Paul Scofield

After a lifetime in this subject, I have concluded that the extraterrestrial hypothesis is one reasonable tentative approach to putting the best-documented and most puzzling UFO reports into a scientifically defensible conceptual framework. By such reports I mean those with credible multiple or independent witnesses, instrumented observations, and physical evidence. — Jerome Clark

On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde.
"Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material worship," Leon stated. "Christmas means the rebirth, regeneration. Some people have Christmas every day. The Christmas tree stands up and either the wife trims it or they trim it together with righteous-idealed sexual intercourse. Or the husband prays to God through his Christmas tree and trims his bodily Christmas tree. Christ-mast; the mast of Christ, the upstanding penis - that's what it means to me."
"Santa Claus is a good symbolization for Christmas," said Joseph. "Department stores, shopping, the coming of the New Year. Christmas means better business in the stores. — Milton Rokeach

He was lanky, wiry as an apostrophe mark, and dressed in clothes that appeared to have come from a beggar's bin. — Kristin Hannah