Aujen Quotes & Sayings

You know it's a good show when you involve fire and dolls and unitards. — Gillian Jacobs

You may ask, "Who wrote the Vedas?" They were not written. The words are the Vedas. A word is Veda, if I can pronounce it rightly. Then it will immediately produce the [desired] effect. — Swami Vivekananda

I can't believe you did this." He leaned close, his warm breath stirring the hair at her temple. "It's going to cost you." She stifled a smile, remembering their bet and the subsequent payout. "And I'm not settling for a kiss this time," he said. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah." He leaned in and feathered her lips with a kiss. "But we'll start there and see where it goes." Her smile quickly faded as he kissed her again, and soon all she heard was the beating of her own heart. — Denise Hunter

In Elizabethan England you will only find small codpieces. Large ones, stuffed with wool and looking like an erect male member, are out of date — Ian Mortimer

Straight lines vary only in length, and therefore are least ornamental. — William Hogarth

The Occupy Wall Street project feels like a burning ember that might light the torch of justice and inflame our longing for freedom. — James A. Forbes

So long as there is one [person] who seeks employment and cannot find it, the hours of work are too long. — Samuel Gompers

For there is nothing mysterious to a seaman unless it be the sea itself, which is the mistress of his existence ... — Joseph Conrad

But I want her to grow up knowing that I was the first man ever to fall in love with her. I'd always thought the father/daughter thing was overstated. But I can tell you, sometimes, she looks at me and I just become a puddle. — Randy Pausch

Perhaps Dexter's dutiful but uninspired brain pictured him as Sherlock Holmes, able to examine the wheel ruts and deduce that a left-handed hunchback with red hair and a limp had gone down the road carrying a Cuban cigar and a ukulele. I would find no clues, not that it mattered. — Jeff Lindsay

I don't believe in cutting out people from the past. It doesn't give strength; it just gives loneliness. — Carla Bruni

Now I have to think about whether I shoved the condoms in the fridge with the scallops. — Tawna Fenske

She's already making the feast, Aaron. She's ... perfect."
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"Really? Jen! Get your ass in the kitchen and start making dinner. Julia is three hours behind you and she's already started!"
I laughed out loud again when I heard Jenna's response in the background. "You get your ass dressed. The turkey will be served at McFarland's Corner of 15th and Nichols. Bring your wallet, asshole. — Kahlen Aymes