Augustijn Glass Quotes & Sayings

The Lush hadn't driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she refused to get behind the wheel. As you can imagine, someone nicknamed The Lush wouldn't make a good DD anyway. I'd known her about a year before ever seeing her sober. — Kate Madison

How do I stack up?" I asked. "Against what?" He stared at the ceiling. "Your bike." "Not even in the same league, darlin'. Your pipes rumble so loud, Harleys should just play you on speakers. — Paige Notaro

I'm up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins. — Terry Pratchett

Ford even began to whistle, which was probably his mistake. Nobody likes a whistler, — Douglas Adams

I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian. — Kevin Pollak

That was hot," I declared and watched his body lock.
"What?"
"No. That's not right," I said . "That wasn't hot. That was smoking' hot, and I don't care if that makes me a freak. It was hot. You were hot. Now I'm hot. So hot, I may have an orgasm, standing here remembering it. — Kristen Ashley

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard.
I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward. — MC Paul Barman

We know how to organize warfare, but do we know how to act when confronted with peace? — Jacques-Yves Cousteau

Life is to be enjoyed, not endured — Gordon B. Hinckley