Augured Toilet Quotes & Sayings

Lack of forgiveness of others breeds lack of self-forgiveness. — Albert Ellis

The Iraqi war has transformed the Middle East. — Leon Charney

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp. — Peter Sagal

I'm turning over a new leaf."
He chuckled. The tip of his finger caught her under her chin, and it was enough to still all her movements. "Tell you what. If you need help with that, if you need someone to shut you up, or even if you just need to walk on the wild side every now and then ... I'm your guy. — Cherrie Lynn

Consumers today are less responsive to traditional media. They are embracing new technologies that empower them with more control over how and when they are marketed to. — Jim Stengel

Lust rubied my blood, gave me the gait of an uncaught criminal, and I felt like I could walk forever. — Stephanie Danler

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. — J. Paul Getty

Today's college students demand a self-segregating "safe space". Rosa Parks spinning in her grave. — A.E. Samaan

I don't keep water in my pockets."

-Frodo Baggins — J.R.R. Tolkien

Everything in my life has been leading up to this," he whispered. "Everything that's happened, everything I've done has been worth it because it's brought me here. — Suzanne Brockmann

The system of consumerism may seem like an immovable fact of modern life. But it is not. That the system was manufactured suggests that we can reshape those forces to create healthier, more sustainable system with a more fulfilling goal than 'more stuff — Rachel Botsman

Mom has reorganized the kitchen so that the one room that was everyone's room is foreign to me. My visits are punctuated with me whipping around, angrily demanding, "Where are the forks, WHY DID YOU MOVE THE FORKS?" and she has to calmly open the drawer on the other side of the kitchen as if she moved it just to ruin my life. I just found out where she puts the bowls and their new location feels like such a personal attack that I can barely talk about it without raising my blood pressure. — Scaachi Koul