Augie Duke Quotes & Sayings

I've said this before, and I know this raises questions in the minds of some evangelicals. I do not believe that my mother, who never formally embraced Christianity as far as I know ... I do not believe she went to hell. — Barack Obama

I want to pretend there's such a thing as requited love. As the endurance of love. — Lorrie Moore

Rich and famous is not bad, but poor and famous sucks. — Paul Hogan

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. — Frank Zappa

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. — Albert Einstein

Of course, if I were dead, they could just bury me, and move on. Broken is harder to deal with. — E.K. Johnston

Science can explain what exists in the world, how things work, and what might be in the future. By definition, it has no pretensions to knowing what should be in the future. Only religions and ideologies seek to answer such questions. — Yuval Noah Harari

(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers' shoulders until they leave a snot trail.) — Jordan Sonnenblick

At what point is it acceptable to give up? — Don Lee

My comedic instinct, is a little bit more rooted in - my mother's British so I've always been more of the dry receiver of the crazy as opposed to the initiator of the crazy. I'm kind of predisposed to be the straight man. — Jason Bateman