Attention Seeking Funny Quotes & Sayings

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

If nature puts a burden on a man by making him different, it also gives him a power. — John Fire Lame Deer

Had you told me 20 years ago this would be my life, I'd have gone "What?" and then stuck out my tongue to all the girls that were mean to me. — Katee Sackhoff

I would have to say I was an excellent student. I was the type to always do my homework and study when I needed to. I never really partied or did anything like that. — Tia Mowry

Measures of sterilization should, in my opinion, be very definitely confined to persons who are mentally defective — Bertrand Russell

In a way the new music showed things could be transformed by new channels of communication. — Yoko Ono

Michelle: The dreaded elf walked into the dining room seconds after I sat down. What business of his was it if I didn't have a clan? It wasn't often I regretted my upbringing but being questioned about a clan stirred unhappy feelings. I'm a witch, but a witch without a clan. Mom had been expelled from her clan before I was born because she wouldn't say who my father was. The clan elders ruled that he must have been human. Unfortunately for my mom, she wasn't much of a witch and breeding with a human was against clan law. I'm not sure who my dad was, but he wasn't around. I've always thought he was from a clan hers didn't favor because I sure had magic and lots of it. — N.E. Conneely

Beauty itself is the fruit of the creator's exuberance.... — Annie Dillard

Danny and I wrote 10 songs in seven days, which I thought might be close to the record until you probably look at some of the Beatles statistics. — Jerry Only

I believed, in the way of adolescents, in the absolute correctness and superiority of my love. — Emma Cline

I think that when you become a mom ... you don't really worry about the small stuff. I'm just way more centered. It makes you focus even more on what your goals are in life. — Ciara

Finding permanent and universal causes for misfortune is the practice of despair ... — Martin Seligman

Writers should be orderly and predictable in their lives, so that they can be ferocious and sinister in their work. — Flaubert-G

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. — Russell Baker

He broke his heart into a million pieces before it could gather itself back and fall in love with her yet again.

Such was her charisma. — Abhishek Krishnan