Attention Seeker Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

To be beautiful in Texas, you had to be blonde and blue-eyed and have a name like Ann. — Sarah Shahi

Stupid speaks loudly; he makes noise like pigs! Wise man speaks calmly; he makes sound like quiet lakes! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Solving mysteries is as much about having an open mind as keeping your eyes open. Isn't it the same in science? — Menna Van Praag

I never played Freddy as real. In the true bible of Wes Craven's outline for the films, Freddy only manifests himself in dreams. And a lot goes into a dream, not the least of which is imagination. So Freddy is secondhand information. Freddy is an urban legend that's been handed down to these teenagers over the years. — Robert Englund

33"Do you know the ordinances of the heavens, Or fix their rule over the earth? — Anonymous

Trust is not an obsession, it's an extension of love. When we truly love someone, we give them our heart to hold in their hands. And when that love is returned, that very trust is balm to our souls. — Julie Lessman

Good to see you too, Otto." -Sydney Rose — Monet Polny

I've always maintained - a captain is only as good as his team. It is not about my leadership, it is not about me. — Gautam Gambhir

Ready or not! Before I can stop him, Max races toward the bed and dives on top of us. Oh! Oh it feels even better than I imagined. He rolls back and forth across us as Charlie laughs and I wonder why I am friends with such a raging idiot. — Victoria Scott

This place is too calm, too natural
too complete. I don't deserve it. At least not yet. — Haruki Murakami

The main thing in making your own music is that it's an expression of someone's personality and being. That's what people want to hear, and you can't really teach that - that's just something that comes out. Teaching just hones that. — Michael Kiwanuka

Well done, Sister," Blind Seer said. "I look forward to meeting this One above Ones. Now, you must make ready. I, of course, am already perfect. — Jane Lindskold

Programme names have been changed, and we have Andrew Neil saying he won't be using long words. — Jonathan Dimbleby