Attaching Headboard Quotes & Sayings

If you're going to spend a long time locked in somebody's basement, take a professor with you. — Terry H. Anderson

You're flying to Chicago to get drunk and have other women shake their boobs in your face."
"If it bothers you, I won't go," he said seriously.
"No," I kicked at the table leg. "It doesn't bother me. Maybe I'm just jealous."
"Jealous? You're not the jealous type."
"Maybe I want boobs shaken in my face. — L.D. Davis

Forget Regret, or life is yours to miss — Jonathan Larson

His wife had also studied art in her hometown, and she could paint, but depending on such work for her livelihood was just not possible. As far as appearances went, she was definitely a real beauty. When she was young, she looked a little like Gong Li, but now that she was middle-aged, she had put on weight and gradually taken on more of a bell-shaped look, resembling Li Siqin. But no matter what, a wife always looks better than her balding, broadbellied husband. — Chew Kok Chang

The hated have no reason to love. — Terry Pratchett

Every day is a blessing. — Olivia Culpo

In spring, the snow must go; in fall, the leaves can't stay. — Marty Rubin