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You had no problem with me watching you disrobe in the alley so I figured we could shower together, — Kenya Wright

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

A breath? she asked. She didn't want to kiss just any wooden man. He looked nice enough, but he might not be like his looks. A kiss seemed very forward. He might remember it, and make assumptions. — Garth Nix

People tend to react to other people in wholesale rather than in detail, right? He's a minister, so I hate him. She's beautiful, so I like her. One month later you wake up and realize you have nothing in common with the woman. — Ted Dekker

There will always be people that will have assumptions about you, about my character, my personality, or that I might put on a show of being gay or something, or that I play up stereotypes or anything like that. It's always funny to me that those people are typically the people that know me the least. — Tyler Oakley

Today, with computer-generated visual effects, everything is possible. So we've seen everything. If it can be imagined, it can be put on screen. — Gabriel Campisi

After all, isn't that what really draws the line between childhood and adulthood, knowing that you are solely responsible for yourself? If so, then my childhood ended at fifteen. — Liz Murray

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Science literacy consists in the ability and the desire to follow reports of new scientific advances, throughout your whole life. — Philip Kitcher

I guess I get enough real life, in real life, so that's why I like things that are more extreme. — Rob Zombie

We never left a set until we'd trashed it. — Uma Thurman

Assuming what people want is about as controlled as using fireworks to start a fire. — Criss Jami

You think we're dancing?" "That's all we've ever done. — Joss Whedon

He treats the person as if they were fully whole.
We become what others expect us to be. Dad expected me to get better and even assumed I would have something helpful to say. Funny how we rise and fall to the assumptions of others. — Nathan Foster

Ireland unfree shall never be at peace — Patrick Pearse