Assless Chaps Quotes & Sayings

Herewith I offer you the Omnipotent Finger of God in the anatomy of a louse: wherein you will find miracles heaped on miracles and will see the wisdom of God clearly manifested in a minute point. — Jan Swammerdam

I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps. — Qwen Salsbury

I'll love you forever. EvenEven when i can't. — Colleen Hoover

Keenness of hearing revives when one is alone. — Nadine Gordimer

I'd like Sloane to wear one of those sexy male nurses' uniforms, the white latex ones with the assless chaps. — Charlie Cochet

I'm not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, 'Oh, I'm in assless chaps!' or 'I can't be tamed!' I've already been through that phase. I started at 23, you know? — Katy Perry

I'm my own biggest critic, and the only way I'm going to improve is to see what I was doing wrong. — Chris Bosh

The world often seemed more like a template for fiction than something that should be indulged in for its own sake. — Dan Simmons

That's what high school's for. You make plans and you don't follow through. You dream and you can be brave when you're dreaming, brave enough to imagine that there's actually a yourself to find, brave enough to finish projects even though you were never born with endings, brave enough to plan volunteer trips even though you'd probably be dead of asphyxiation by the time you're there because you're always holding your breath as if that can keep you together. — Amy Zhang

When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps. — Angie West

God works in mysterious ways, he thought with a sign. — Mary Higgins Clark

Go to the moon - that's my dream. — Steve Jurvetson

Fun wouldn't be the right word ... it was the most difficult, challenging, physical, extraordinary stretch I've ever had to make, in all those wild regards. — Uma Thurman

Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It's hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them. — Michael Monroe

I was one of the boys who made passes at girls who wore glasses. Any girl who was smarter than me - that was a huge turn-on. — Ernest Cline

Ed Balls has made it crystal clear that, left to its own devices, a Labour government would simply carry on with the same budget policies as the Tories. — Nicola Sturgeon