Assize Of Clarendon Quotes & Sayings

I love the idea of spies in love. How would it work between two people who were so programmed to lie and be suspicious, who have a whole life based on pretence? — Tony Gilroy

People who believe a problem can be solved tend to get busy solving it. — William Raspberry

All beauty is inside you, you have to reveal it. — Debasish Mridha

did I mention my first kiss was extracted by someone who never should have been that lucky? — Olena Kalytiak Davis

Magick isn't every answer. A body must know how to fend for himself without it as well. A gift should never be squandered on what you can do with your wit and your hands or your back. — Nora Roberts

Common Reader for Everyday Ecologists — Russell Kirk

If I were a dominatrix I would force my submissive to do my washing up and clean the fridge and brush the cats and whenever he tried to say the safety word ("banana") to make me stop because it wasn't what he wanted I would chuckle softly and say, "No, Gary. That's definitely not the safety word," and I would tighten the leash and hand him a mop and I'd say, "So your wife won't do this for you? That's so sad. Now finish the floors and go pick up my dry-cleaning." It would be ten years later and I'd still have someone to pick me up at the airport and do all the shit I didn't want to do and then on his deathbed I'd say, "Hey, Gary? I was just kidding. The secret word really was 'banana,'" and then we'd laugh and laugh. — Jenny Lawson

The message of the season is not, "Let it snow" or even, "Let us shop." The real message of Christmas is, "Let us worship." That is what the wise men came to do. And that is what we should be doing as well. — Greg Laurie

Avoid evil, particularly if they're attractive members of the opposite sex. — Charlie Munger