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Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Georgia O'Keeffe

It's not enough to be nice in life. You've got to have nerve. — Georgia O'Keeffe

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee

We have in us a divine spark that you can see. It's a Light that shines in the human being. It's our direct access to truth, our direct access to God. The purpose of all the spiritual practices that exist are to awaken that sparkto give it life, to give it energy, so that it can transform you. One of the energies that comes from that spark is Love. — Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Benjamin Franklin

Remember that credit is money. — Benjamin Franklin

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Hazrat Inayat Khan

The lover's pleasure is in the pleasure of the beloved. The lover is satisfied when the beloved is fed. The lover is vain when the beloved is adorned. — Hazrat Inayat Khan

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Mary Wortley Montagu

It is 11 years since I have seen my figure in a glass [mirror]. The last reflection I saw there was so disagreeable I resolved to spare myself such mortification in the future. — Mary Wortley Montagu

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Aaron Starmer

If you name things, then you treat them better. — Aaron Starmer

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Matthew J. Bellamy

Destroy the Spineless. Show me it's real. Wasting our last chance to come away. Just break the silence 'cos I'm drifting away, away from you..."
~New Born — Matthew J. Bellamy

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Nkem Paul

The proof of humanity is that sometimes, we all make mistakes. — Nkem Paul

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Norman F. Cantor

The central concern of Egyptian art, literature, and architecture was the divine world order
the pharaoh and the gods, who were essentially one and the same. To the Egyptians, that divine order was eternal and unchanging, but it did not rest on a coherent and defined system of belief. The same god might be seen one time as the sky, another time as a bird; he might have a mythical mother, yet it might be said that he gave birth to himself; the sky could be both a cow and a goddess. The Egyptians did not think in chronological or logical terms but pictured the same phenomenon in a number of different ways. — Norman F. Cantor

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Ayn Rand

When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - When you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - You may know that your society is doomed. — Ayn Rand

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Oswald Chambers

When looking back on the lives of men and women of God, the tendency is to say, "What wonderfully keen and intelligent wisdom they had, and how perfectly they understood all that God wanted!" But the keen and intelligent mind behind them was the mind of God, not human wisdom at all. We give credit to human wisdom when we should give credit to the divine guidance of God being exhibited through childlike people who were "foolish" enough to trust God's wisdom and His supernatural equipment. — Oswald Chambers

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Anodea Judith

To love ourselves is to act respectfully toward ourselves, to enjoy our own company when in solitude, to honor our limits and speak our truths. — Anodea Judith

Assisted Living Funny Quotes By Sigmund Freud

I prefer the company of animals more than the company of humans. Certainly, a wild animal is cruel. But to be merciless is the privilege of civilized humans. — Sigmund Freud