Assholism Quotes & Sayings

I'm never letting you do my laundry. Again."
"I didn't know the red towel was in there," Prophet protested.
"You did it on purpose to get out of doing laundry."
"Maybe. But it worked."
"Fucking impossible. — S.E. Jakes

The hardest thing to remember is that what we each really want is the truth of our lives, good or bad. Not rocking the boat is an illusion that can only be maintained by the unspoken agreement not to feel and in the long run it never really works. Let go of saving the boat and save the passengers instead. — Kenny Loggins

Ain't never gone to be no asshole shortage. We got oil shortages, grain shortages, coal shortages, every kind of fuckin' shortage you can think of, but there ain't no asshole shortage. Assholism is a dominant trait. — Timothy Hallinan

For me, it's writing a book and telling people about this story. — Rebecca Skloot

spoon, jar, jar jar spoon — Tommy Cooper

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy. — George Bernard Shaw

Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant.
pg. 129 — Deb Caletti