Asrani Comedy Quotes & Sayings

I want people to look at a checkerboard and think of me! — Chubby Checker

She didn't care so much whether the world would ever forgive her people; but she did hope that someday, somehow, she would be able to forgive herself. — Chris Bohjalian

Love is meant for husbands, but my love for Hitler is stronger, I would give my life for it. — Magda Goebbels

The presidency does not yield to definition. Like the glory of a morning sunrise, it can be experienced. — Calvin Coolidge

There are so many ways to think about almost everything. And none of them is nearly as round as reality. — Davis Miller

I cannot perceive that you're still a girl. Ur kisses don't seem so innocent. They just drive me crazy!" #MilanoVeneziani. #ItalianPassion — Olga Goa

People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around. — Davy Jones

The Republican Party, right now, is a conservative populist party. — Mara Liasson

I myself am just an ordinary woman. I simply had no choice. — Miep Gies

If you're constantly frightened of being unhappy, how bloody exhausting must that be? — Helen McCrory

Stop Blaming. Take responsibility for your thoughts and your actions. — Dee Dee Artner

The next time you see an outside day with a down close lower than the previous day, don't get scared, get ready to buy! — Larry Williams