Aspirotor Quotes & Sayings

My husband, after two weeks of dating, asked me, if our relationship were to work out, would I be OK with our first boy being named Ace. — Jennie Finch

People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your family. — Kevin Hart

Crap on a cracker, this was bad. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

The flower which we do not pluck is the only one which never loses its beauty or its fragrance. — William Rounseville Alger

Also found my posts on the Red Sox message boards. I got news for you, pal: I don't post dumb bullshit. Your impersonation attempts aren't going to fly. Everyone who knows me knows that when I post, I post gold. They also know that I don't give a damn about mystery cults, Sinai, or the Amalekites, fun as all that sounds. — Joshua Ferris