Asphaltene Quotes & Sayings

I love the English language, playing with words, watching sentences fit together like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, — Jane Green

I wrote Steve Carell's last episode. I think it was a really good episode, but there's always a tension between what's good for the series and what's good for an episode, because the more closure you put on an episode, the more significant feeling it is. — Greg Daniels

Not all smart people are funny, but all funny people are smart. — I. Leigh Private

Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters either, these are intelligent people who believe their news media has failed them. — Drew Curtis

Oh my God, he thought suddenly. I've got a hard-on. "You want some or what?" Bailey asked softly. Reece took the water and drank down a sizeable amount. He grew paranoid that she could see his hard-on, but that would be impossible. The lights were dim. There was an armrest between them. Relax, bro. You're cool. She can't see your . . . oh, wait a minute. There it goes. It's going down. Phew! Thank God. How embarrassing would that have been, right? For her to see how much she turns me on? How much I can't stop thinking about the kind of panties she wears under those cigarette pants. The way her tits look in her button-up tops. Man, I love how she buttons them all the way up . . . wait a minute. Hold up. I mean down! Go down! Stupid dick! — S. Walden

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi

...they did not come down hard on Leone because she had murdered her lover. It was because her sister was a nun. — Chancellor Press

Every once in a while I have this thought, we've got to piss off the religious people. How are we going to do that? — Perry Noble

Suffering is not a problem that needs a solution as much as it's an experience that needs compassion. Because — Ann Voskamp

Musical theater is an American genre. It started really, in America, as a combination of jazz and operetta; most of the great musical theater writers in the golden era are American. I think that to do a musical is a very American thing to me. — Rachel Bloom

If you can hit your 3- and 5-woods with confidence from the fairway, par 5s become birdie opportunities, and 420-yard par 4s are a lot less scary. — Ernie Els