Asnotaryofficiant Quotes & Sayings

A woman's heart is such a complex problem - the owner thereof is often most incompetent to find the solution to this puzzle. — Emmuska Orczy

Consider the people who routinely disagree with you. See how confident they look while being dead wrong? That's exactly how you look to them. — Scott Adams

Take it easy when you are busy! It shall never be easy but, take it easy! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad. And when past its prime, it is similarly deadly. — Barbara Kingsolver

Created meaning is a less rational way to live life than doing so with discovered meaning. — Timothy J. Keller

It doesn't matter how nice that expensive watch looks on your wrist if you don't know how to tell time correctly. It doesn't matter how much money you have, if it costs you too much to make it. — Vincent J. Monteleone

Suppose we think while we talk or write
I mean, as we normally do
we shall not in general say that we think quicker than we talk, but the thought seems not to be separate from the expression. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity. To women, it's on the same domestic entry level as putting the spring back into the toilet-tissue holder or taking a chicken out of the freezer to thaw. — Erma Bombeck

Inaction without more is not tantamount to choice. — Benjamin Cardozo

I have no story. My story goes from day to day. — Robert Plant

peroration. He had left his opponents with nothing to say and nowhere to — Hilary Mantel

That won't do any good, the crow said. I told you, the answer is flying, not crying. How hard can it be? I'm doing it. The crow took to the air and flapped around Bran's hand.
"You have wings," Bran pointed out.
Maybe you do too.
Bran felt along his shoulders, groping for feathers.
There are different kinds of wings, the crow said. — George R R Martin