Asner Iron Quotes & Sayings

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. — Edward Gibbon

That the Creator himself comes to us and becomes our ransom - this is the reason for our rejoicing. — Martin Luther

If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will ... ! — James A. Murphy

Bookstores, like libraries, are the physical manifestation of the wide world's longest, most thrilling conversation. — Richard Russo

I love people who make me laugh! — Audrey Hepburn

I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it. — Slavoj Zizek

football today," the coach said, turning the insect eyes back at Ty so that he could see two dark-haired — Tim Green

I cannot stress this enough - if you try to install an HDTV in a non-HDTV compatible house, you may tear the space-time continuum. — Ed Helms

Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them. Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag. If your children object to being tied, threaten to take them to see Santa Claus; that ought to shut them up. — Dave Barry

The United States, for a French citizen, is a friend, an ally, to whom we owe, along with most Europeans, our freedom. — Jean-Pierre Raffarin

A headland, a ship, a sail upon the billows. Farewell. A lovely girl, her veil awave upon the wind upon the headland, wind around her. — James Joyce

Love is a feeling of givingness with no thought of receiving any return for it. — Lester Levenson

I am not topper in my university but all toppers are working in my microsoft company. — Bill Gates