Askeladden Og Quotes & Sayings

We are all geniuses when we dream. — Emile M. Cioran

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did. — Pauly Shore

We have but a single moment at our disposal. Let us transform that moment into eternity. No other form of immortality exists — Nikos Kazantzakis

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds

Remember, you are not a tree, that can live or stand alone. You are only a branch. And it is only while you abide in Christ, as the branch in the vine, that you will flourish or even live. — Robert Murray M'Cheyne

It is hard when our heroes fall, yes? - Alek Spasky — C. Alexander London

Banks need to continue to lend to creditworthy borrowers to earn a profit and remain strong. — Ben Bernanke

Don't bother. The glass is half-empty.
— Norman Vincent Peale

We can always be human
Meeting each day a wise new man
But the Animal Kingdom to which we belong
Animals we are; this truth can't be wrong. — Munia Khan

It's just lunch Sophie. I'm not going to force you to elope with me in a restaurant. — Somi Ekhasomhi

I have somewhere read of a wise bishop who in a visit to his diocese found an old woman whose only prayer consisted in the single interjection "Oh!-
"Good mother" said he to her, "continue to pray in this manner; your prayer is better than ours." This better prayer is mine also. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

We're a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms. — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm still working for the government. — Edward Snowden

For the first stretch of road Olivia's eyes were sealed shut, her breath held hostage in her lungs.
"You might want to open your eyes," Wesley called back knowingly, his muffled voice breaking through both of their helmets. "And don't forget to breathe. — Shawn Kirsten Maravel

I feel most akin as an artist, in my life and my career, to Agatha Christie. — M. Night Shyamalan