Asilisaurus Quotes & Sayings

He touches my face, his thumb smoothing over my lips. You're my June, Tru. — Samantha Towle

Sorry, Toby," said Max, plucking up the smee by one end. "This will have to do." He unceremoniously dunked the creature into a nearby pitcher of water. "Better?"
"Invigorated," groused the smee. "And now I will ask you to kindly put me down and never to grab me by that particular part of my anatomy again."
Horrified, Max promptly dropped the smee onto its pillow. — Henry H. Neff

I think that being on my knees between your legs is the right place for me, Sir.
And what might you do for me, Rosie, while you are down there? — Rachel De Vine

The best parts of being human are the parts you share. — Kyle Schmalenberg

I thought if I could understand why apes get mean and horrible and aggressive when they grow up, maybe I could understand why people get mean and horrible and aggressive and have wars. — Sue Savage-Rumbaugh

Some men are just disgusted with me and think I should have my mouth sewn shut. — Chelsea Handler