Ashton Irwin Funny Quotes & Sayings

Some people show evil as a great racehorse shows breeding. They have the dignity of a hard chancre. — Ernest Hemingway,

I can't be your manic pixie dream girl. I can't be the girl who teaches you how to open your heart and embrace life and all that bullshit, because I'm trying to figure out how to do that myself. I need a manic pixie dream boy of my own. — Leah Raeder

Anger and jealousy were things that could be conquered. — Daphne Du Maurier

You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me. — Vince Vaughn

Capital is an abstract parasite, an insatiable vampire and zombie maker; but the living flesh it converts into dead labor is ours, and the zombies it makes are us. — Mark Fisher

But selfish isn't necessarily a bad thing. It only means you take care of yourself and you have to do that to be able to take care of others. — Tera Lynn Childs

You will always have doubts, but only discover them at a useful time for your weakness to point them out. — Idries Shah

When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1. — Lawrie McMenemy

I've been worked over by the English press because there's an assumption that my politics are identical with my wife's, and for that matter that my wife's politics are identical with her politics of 20 years ago. — Stephen Rea

Robert had heard enough. This girl clearly had no bounds to her imagination which, in political terms, made her the most dangerous person in the UK, so he cut to the chase. — David J. Ashton

The river rises, flows over its banks
and carries us all away, like mayflies
floating downstream: they stare at the sun,
then all at once there is nothing. — Stephen Mitchell