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I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. — Julie Brown

The extension and expansion of the payroll tax holidays for workers would be number one on my list and key to avoiding recession. — Mark Zandi

His horoscope had been pretty misleading as well. It had mentioned an unusual amount of planetary activity in his sign and had urged him to differentiate between what he thought he wanted and what he actually needed, and suggested that he should tackle emotional or work problems with determination and complete honesty, but had inexplicably failed to mention that he would be dead before the day was out. — Douglas Adams

I would say that it's quadruple what I've had when I've won major championships in the past. I've gotten faxes and phone calls from all over the world. It's been overwhelming. It's really changed my opinion of humanity. — Greg Norman

If only marriage licenses came with a buyer's remorse clause.
~Detective Mike Malone — D.B. Woodling

She laughed and said not to confuse pride with nobleness. — Brom