Ascentium Quotes & Sayings

These Stepsons tread where mortals don't belong, some of us think. They seek out battle high above their station. Who knows what powers may yet take them and their mystic allies to task, bring them their comeuppance? — Janet Morris

Some people grab my hair and pull it out. People write on my jeans when I'm on stage. They write on my boots - their phone number, name or whatever. — Rodney Atkins

It struck me that Albania was the sort of place that might keep a man from yawning. — John Buchan

She was silent; the great wings almost stopped moving; only a delicate stirring seemed to keep them aloft. "Listen, then," Mrs. Whatsit said. The resonant voice rose and the words seemed to be all around them so that Meg felt that she could almost reach out and touch them:
"Sing unto the Lord a new song, and His praise from the end of the earth, ye that go down to the sea, and all that there is therein; the isles, and the inhabitants thereof. Let the wilderness and the cities thereof lift their voice; let the inhabitants of the rock sing, let them shout from the top of the mountains. Let them give glory unto the Lord! — Madeleine L'Engle

Waiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door.In came a strapping nurse. 'Good morning', she shrilled, whipped back the bedclothes, upped with his nightshirt, grabbed his willy, lathered furiously around it till it looked like the Eddystone Lighthouse in a storm, then shaved the whole area till it looked like an oven-ready chicken.
'Excuse me, nurse', said Looney, 'why did you knock? — Spike Milligan

I'm on a search for my future ex-wife. — Richie Sambora

Books are just words, yet arranged by the author so that they speak to your very soul. — Jason Ellis

Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it. — Alan Patrick Herbert

You get where you are by yourself. There's no regret in that. That's just the way it is. — Daniel Orozco

We all move uneasily within our restraints. — Kay Redfield Jamison

From whichever side I start, I think I am in an old place where others have been before me. — Dejan Stojanovic

This resemblance became clear in the Bush the father's visits to the region. He wound up being impressed by the royal and military regimes and envied them for staying decades in their positions and embezzling the nation's money with no supervision. — Osama Bin Laden