Asaram Funny Quotes & Sayings

It's an easy thing to want someone, it's another to love them. — Rachel E. Carter

People think I'm into sports because I'm a man. But I'm not into sports. I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and play basketball to enjoy Gatorade. You can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic! — Mitch Hedberg

What was that about? His mother is practically gushing over you. Not to mention that he's holding your hand like it's the most natural thing in the world. Forget about dating - are you having a wedding you forgot to invite me to? — Rebecca Donovan

It was the emotional equivalent of being stung in the pride by a jellyfish. — Sarah Rees Brennan

So this is a fundamental problem, being out of a loop that I don't even believe in. — James P. Othmer

God may not explain Himself, but He will reveal Himself. — Myles Munroe

Evil is not any superhuman, but it is HUMAN. — Agatha Christie

I eat everything. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything. — Sarah Jessica Parker