Asaram Bapu Quotes & Sayings

First things first, I'm going to tell you why I'm fat, because I actually get this question a lot, much in the way people are asked how they got into live-action role playing or funeral home cosmetology. The answer I'd like to give to people who ask me that question is that God made us all different, and she made some people round-shaped, like me, and some people asshole-shaped, like you. Too direct? Fine, here's the deal.

Most kids inherit their best qualities from their parents. I inherited mental illness and fat thighs. Oh, and astigmatism and course body hair. — Brittany Gibbons

The power to wage war is the power to wage war successfully. — Charles Evans Hughes

We signal that good can be achieved amongst human beings who are prepared to trust, prepared to believe in the goodness of people. — Nelson Mandela

I'm not J.Lo, she's not a real person. She was just a bit of fun that got really crazy. I've never been anyone but Jennifer. I was going to call the album Call Me Jennifer because that would be my way of saying goodbye to the whole J.Lo thing. But Rebirth is perfect because it means so much more. — Jennifer Lopez

It always felt like I had to be a realist. — Jack Tatum

At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees. — LaVyrle Spencer

My parents did everything possible. My dad has worked from eight in the morning until nine in the evening to make it possible so I can play tennis. We had to cancel tournaments because we couldn't afford to go there. — Sabine Lisicki

Together, we will be unstoppable. — Angela McPherson

It was bold, but I have always been a "you only live once, so let your love show and takes risks" kind of person. — Drew Barrymore