Asafu Quotes & Sayings

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense. — Leo Rosten

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff. — Bobby Lee

Both individual fulfillment and the ecological balance of life on this planet are best served by dying when our inherent biology decrees that we do. — Sherwin B. Nuland

Coach Bo Pelini and coach Carl Pelini are two coaches I talk to on a regular basis, especially coach Bo. They are coaches I feel elevated my game. — Ndamukong Suh

Controlling nothing. Consider that! The youngling and the aged experience it - the struggle with ineffectuality. Controlling nothing is the true death. But I have come back from the dead. And through me, the Empire will control everything. — John Jackson Miller

She was deeply passionate about the sacred feminine. — Dan Brown

Logan Masters and Noah Zacharius stood on the steps, grinning at him like a couple of fools. — Toni Anderson

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes. — Jerry Lawler

What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!
And he who laughs best today will also laugh last. — Friedrich Nietzsche