Arvixe Disable Magic Quotes & Sayings

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

In the 1970s, after the Damansky Island clashes, a joke began circulating: 'Optimists study English; pessimists study Chinese; and realists learn to use a Kalashnikov. — John Vaillant

Americans get about 13 percent of their calories from added sugar, or 268 calories a day, the equivalent of about 18 teaspoons. One teaspoon of sugar is about 15 calories. — Anonymous

the world is a tapestry of many colours and patterns. A just leader would celebrate this, not seek to unravel it. — Oliver Bowden

With God, what is terrible is that one never knows whether it's not just a trick of the devil. — Jean Anouilh

Our pleasures were simple - they included survival. — Dwight D. Eisenhower

I think everything can be painted because painting can change reality; but everything cannot be photographed and the photographer often comes home empty-handed, with images which (often) have a documentary interest, but which rarely go further than that. One has to be completely available, very tenacious and admit that many subjects won't give any results ... and a miracle sometimes happens, without warning. — Martine Franck

Never walk near the bed; to a ghost your ankle is your most vulnerable part-once in bed, you're safe; he may lie around under the bed all night, but you're safe as daylight. If you still have doubts pull the blanket over your head. — F Scott Fitzgerald

That's the story of my life. Someone's behavior strikesme as a bit odd and the next thing I know all hell breaks loose. — Elaine Dundy

A perfect God is the creation of a conceited man — Joyce Cary

Doing life consciously was a compelling notion to me. — Allan Kaprow

But being a stay-at-home mom was the loneliest kind of lonely, in which she was always and never by herself. — Barbara Kingsolver

Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible. — Jack Canfield