Artemus Ward Humorist Quotes & Sayings

Music never goes away. It is always available, but we are not always available to music. — Robert Fripp

When you make a business you're making a little world. — Derek Sivers

Among the problems with shame was that it in fact did not make you shorter or quieter or less visible. You just felt like you were. — J.R. Ward

I'm a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. — Gennifer Flowers

Now I'm going to have my dinner. Unless you'd like me to further kick your mangy ass. — Nalini Singh

The greatest danger to this country lies in their large ownership and influence in our motion pictures, our press, our radio and our government. — Charles Lindbergh

I don't know much,
But when push comes to shove,
I definitely don't believe,
There's such a thing as wrong love. — Chris Colfer

What I have said to people is that I've lived the American dream, because I have. — Carly Fiorina

Reading liberates you. You could know about the world through reading. — Paul Theroux

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' — Artie Lange

Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality. — Dalai Lama XIV

I learned then that it is more fulfilling to live one's life within a circle of love, interacting with loved ones to whole we are committed. — Bell Hooks

I try to find what makes even the worst, most despicable character sympathetic at his or her core. — Len Wein

We live our lives hiding from the things that displease and discomfort us. We reinvent ourselves and our history, constantly placing things in a light most favorable to us. It is in the nature of mankind to do this. Mostly, our deceptions are small ones. But they gather weight through numbers, and having them revealed all at once can be crushing. As well, there are larger truths that, exposed, seem more than we can bear, and so we hide them most carefully. — Terry Brooks