Artemus Dolgin Quotes & Sayings

I think at its best, sport does bring us together. — Frank Deford

Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?
Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. — Toba Beta

Although, I think you look back and you try to learn from your mistakes. — Jerry Bruckheimer

Perhaps it is better to wake up after all, even to suffer, rather than to remain a dupe to illusions all one's life. — Kate Chopin

You mean in the state? — Abe Lemons

Who is so fancy, esoterica saves the day?
Who is the Yogi, Namaste? — Kristen Henderson

Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in ... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was ... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag. — Oscar Wilde

Men who only live to eat. — Juvenal

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that. — Norm MacDonald

I do like my hair. It took a while to come around to the fact that it was quite a unique value point. — Ed Sheeran

Negative interpretations are a good example of mind reading. Mind reading occurs when you assume you know what your partner is thinking or why he or she did something. When you mind-read positively, it does not tend to cause any harm. But when your mind reading includes negative judgments about the thoughts and motives of the other, you may be heading toward real trouble in your marriage. — Howard J. Markman

Forgiveness empties the past of its power to empty the present of its peace. — L.R. Knost

No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage. — Clifford Bax

A pious woman's neighbor, a philanthropist's child, a liberal's servant
these three have a hard life. — Franz Grillparzer

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock. — Will Rogers