Arsenio Hall Funny Quotes & Sayings

Eventually, humans will die out. Nobody knows when,12 but nothing lives forever. — Randall Munroe

Hugging makes a tender heart. — Lailah Gifty Akita

If you can't be smart or funny, be brief. — J.A. Konrath

I'm the Renee Zellweger now. Jewel is the me now. There is no more Jewel. — Ellen Pompeo

Anyone might become homosexual after seeing Glenda Jackson naked. — Auberon Waugh

To those whose talents are above mediocrity, the highest subjects may be announced. To those who are below mediocrity, the highest subjects may not be announced. — Confucius