Arse Chin Quotes & Sayings

I didn't plan on being a single mom, but you have to deal with the cards you are dealt the best way you can. — Tichina Arnold

She joked about her fears, but it was the kind of joke where you knew people thought it was ridiculous, and you pretended you thought so too, but underneath you were completely serious. — Janet Fitch

**** the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! — David Farragut

Without anything being said, there were no women at our lunches. Not that we were talking pussy. Or not much. But it was a chaps thing. Seasoned observers all, we set the world, such as it was, to rights, offsetting our intellectual know-how with truly wondrous flights of fancy. It was at the time of the ruinous yet avoidable civil war in Angola, in which far too many people died, or, in our immortal parlance, became 'deadified.' It might have been anyone - actually, I [Christopher Hitchens] am sure it was our poet friend Craig Raine - who came up with the appalling yet unforgettable idea that there is a design flaw in the female form, and that the breasts and the buttocks really ought to be on the same side. For myself, I have oft been perplexed as to why our heads are where, in a truly just world, our penises really ought to be, and my arse is not located between my chin and my nose, allowing me mellifluously to talk out of it. — Craig Brown

What is the truth, but a lie agreed upon. — Friedrich Nietzsche

America has become numb to violence because it just drowns in it, day in and day out. — Janet Reno

Better not to do than to do, better to meditate than to act, better his astrophysics, the threshold of the Unkowable, than my chemistry, a mess compounded of stenches, explosions and small futile mysteries. I thought of another moral, more down to earth and concrete, and I believe that every militant chemist can confirm it: that one must distrust the almost-the-same (sodium is almost he same as potassium, but with sodium nothing would have happened_, the practically identica, the approximate, the or-even, all surrogates, and all patchwork. the difference can be small, but they can lead to radically different consequences, like a railroad's switch points; the chemist's trade consists in good part in being aware of these differences, knowing them close up, and foreseeing their effects. And not only the chemist's trade. — Primo Levi

When you're the only pea in the pod, your parents are likely to get you confused with the Hope diamond. — Russell Baker

Money brings you security and choice. You can make decisions in a different way if you have a lot of money. But when you have nothing, you have a naivety, and a more fearless attitude because you have nothing to lose. — Simon Cowell

Despair exists only when there is hope. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

One definition of noir is where a not-so-good man or woman tries to touch something good - and fails. — S.J. Rozan

A life I didn't choose
chose me: even
my tools are the wrong ones
for what I have to do. — Adrienne Rich

The sad truth is that among today's evangelicals it is not loving and esteeming God but self-love and self-esteem that are presented as the pressing need! — Dave Hunt

Every director is so different from every other one. — Peter Fonda

I want to make my own life a masterpiece. — Benito Mussolini