Armadillo Funny Quotes & Sayings

Which of these tasty morsels do you think is the special bait?'

Sam pointed at the bull's head. 'Go big or go home?'

'She said to the homeless kid. — Rick Riordan

One of the greatest life lessons I've learned has been to dream new dreams. When a dream is fulfilled, it shouldn't become a straitjacket, constricting a person's evolution and progress. Instead, it should be a stepping-stone to the next thing. When a dream shatters, you should pick up the pieces and create a new one. It won't be the same as the broken one, but you can hope it will be as vibrant and as exciting. — Jai Pausch

God love Neil Patrick Harris - how great is that. People grew up with him; they go, 'Oh it's him, it's that little boy and he just happens to be gay. How great for him!' The more of those kind of examples that happen, the better it's going to be. — Bryan Batt

War is not merely justifiable, but imperative upon honorable men, upon an honorable nation, where peace can only be obtained by the sacrifice of conscientious conviction or of national welfare. — Theodore Roosevelt

Anybody messes with the girls, we'll take care of him right smart," the elder Wurm assured Ian. "It's not that hard," the other said honestly. "Break just one of them bastards' noses with a hoe handle and the rest of 'em settle right down. — Diana Gabaldon

Let go of your past. Start making history! — Julie Connor

Rule number one: Never make anyone uncomfortable in your home-even morons. — Mary Matalin

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard — Bill Bailey

I was a halfway-decent-looking English boy who looked nice in a drawing-room standing by a piano. — Peter Lawford

Don't let your mouth write checks your heart can't cash, — Tom Leveen

Don't let the fear of statistics keep you from launching a continual improvement program. The statistics hurdle is easily overcome, going out of business is not. — John Novak