Aristocrats Joke Quotes & Sayings

There is a strong movement, especially in Protestantism, to recast the Christian message in order to make it acceptable to modern man. — Billy Graham

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. — Samuel Johnson

I don't want to compete. I want to skate for the joy. I get so nervous in competition. I get always sick. I had pressures enough in my life from skating. — Katarina Witt

There's a few conspiracy theories that I believe in, but not too many. — Jason Ritter

I played small forward on the basketball team. I also ran the 300 hurdles. — Gabriel Luna

I'm quite an independent person, and I had to be. As a boy and growing into a young man I had to look out for myself. And now I'm very family-oriented. It's a big priority in my life. — Hugh Jackman

They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to - "

"I don't think you're a waste of space."

If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it. As it was, he stared at Dudley for several seconds before accepting that it must have been his cousin who had spoken; for one thing, Dudley had turned red. Harry was embarrassed and astonished himself. — J.K. Rowling

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too. — Bob Saget

The brutality of war could damage even the best of men. — Tracy Anne Warren

The great cancer facing all of us during this 'new millennium' is entitlement. — George M. Gilbert

There are those times when a woman fears she is on the brink of extinction or that the dreams and wants she had for her life are endangered. It is then she must declare herself a refuge and take whatever measures to preserve her natural elements."--Portion of the Sea — Christine Lemmon