Ardisson Baffie Quotes & Sayings

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes. — Jonathan Winters

Don't believe everything she says, okay? Don't leave without talking to me."
I turned around, and said, fiercely, "Never. Not even if I talk to you first. You aren't getting away now, buster."
He dove for my mouth. And when he was finished ensuring that neither of us was going to get much sleep for a while, he said, "Remember that. We're both likely to be clinging to that thought by the time this is over. — Patricia Briggs

What's humorous to me about using "bitch" as an insult is that it clearly illustrates just how marginalized women really are; for this singular insult stands to throw us out of the human species altogether, and quite literally, to the dogs. — Brandon Kelly

I don't gamble at all, all my life. I am only interested in sports. — Stanley Ho

Be yourself to find the uniqueness of the universe. — Debasish Mridha

Be sure, whatever you leave out, that you teach the children the three R's,-Ruin, Redemption, and Regeneration. — Charles Spurgeon

Investment is the best thing to do with time — Sunday Adelaja

Don't let the Disney princess hair fool you. — Raha Moharrak

Day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, God wants us to talk to Him. But are we too busy in our daily lives to speak some words to Him? God reaches out and speaks to us in many various ways. But are we hearing them? — Kcat Yarza

The secret, of course, to any list is to keep it in a place where you're bound to see it. — Jonathan Nolan

Renaissance cowboy/raconteur Pop Wagner ... deadpan funny ... his presence is like meeting Woody Guthrie and Will Rogers riding a single, many colored horse. Pop is a kind of 'textile genius' who is able to spin, at once, both yarn and rope. — Ron Miles

A temptation is Satan's cheap substitute for the real gifts from heaven the Father has given us. — Warren W. Wiersbe

A man can condemn his enemies, but it's wiser to know them. — Harper Lee

Charlie found himself affecting the Emperor's formal speech patterns, as if somehow he had been transported to a royal court where a nobleman was distinguished by the crumbs in his beard and the royal guard were not above licking their balls. — Christopher Moore