Arbury Hepburn Quotes & Sayings

And I submit that this is what the real, no-shit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: How to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone, day in and day out. — David Foster Wallace

I don't know of a single foreign product that enters this country untaxed, except the answer to prayer. — Mark Twain

Trials and tribulations offer us a chance to make reparation for our past faults and sins. On such occasions the Lord comes to us like a physician to heal the wounds left by our sins. Tribulation is the divine medicine. — Saint Augustine

I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap. — Cristin Terrill

I would trade many an art-film classic for the final exchange between Redford and Streisand in front of the Plaza. — Molly Haskell

Did you hear about the baby just born that was both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. - overheard at the University of Oregon Medical School — David James Duncan

Life is hard but I don't take care about it because I know I will always reach my goals — S G

Men. What they do. It's so sick and stupid. You can't believe it. — Alice Munro

Wonder is the desire of knowledge. — Thomas Aquinas