Arbella Mutual Quotes & Sayings

At the moment, the discussion concerned global warming. "The reason for global warming," one of them said as Dortmunder leaned his front against the bar somewhere down to the right of them, "is air conditioners. — Donald E. Westlake

To be a footballer was just a dream, and I don't believe in dreams. I only deal in what is real. To be honest, I've never thought about what I could get out of football or where it would take me. I just wanted to play. I'm the same now. — Thierry Henry

The reason for having diplomatic relations is not to confer a compliment, but to secure a convenience. [On diplomatic recognition of the People's Republic of China] — Winston Churchill

Every bullshit check out, read and watched makes me few percentage stupid and few with a lower IQ. So far you make your own judge! — Deyth Banger

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out. — Bonnie McFarlane

You have to have a very holler-y sensibility. So they [the audience] know there's something worth listening to. — Margaret Cho

Whole life is a search for beauty. But, when the beauty is found inside, the search ends and a beautiful journey begins. — Harshit Walia

Losing builds character. So, if you're the loser in your family, don't worry. 'Cos twenty years form now, that perfect can do no wrong brother of yours is going to show up at your house, bald, fat, divorced, with six kids who all hate him and he's going to ask you for money. And because of your character, you're going to look him right in the eyes and you're going to say, You know what, I'll give you some money. If you mow my lawn and detail my car. Oh yeah, then you can shampoo the tail. Loser. — Christopher Titus

It's not what your reproductive organs do that counts, it's what your mind intends before that moment. — Sheri S. Tepper

Rest in the knowledge that God is both abundantly gracious and ridiculously generous. — Jared Brock

Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"
a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched ... Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour ... Humour is never artificial. — Mark Twain

Anarchy is the only slight glimmer of hope. — Mick Jagger

It's only those who love so strongly that grieve so despairingly. — Celia Mcmahon