Arachnes Quotes & Sayings

People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal. — Mike Birbiglia

Nothing's impossible if you've got enough nerve. — J.K. Rowling

Are you insane?" "Probably, yes," she said. "Empathy deficit disorder. Excessive violence. Something along those lines. — David Lagercrantz

They say the past always catches up with you, sooner or later. I prefer sooner, because by the time later rolls around, the past has picked up a lot of speed. — Dan Thompson

That's the Irish all over
they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. — Sean O'Casey

Go. Go to your beautiful dances, your beautiful ceremonies. And we will bury our dead. — Lily King

How are you, Watson?" said he, cordially. "I should never have known you under that moustache, — Arthur Conan Doyle

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. — Sarah Weeks

4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! — Wally Pleasant

Whatever state I am in, I see it as a state of mind to be accepted as it is. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

I don't believe the world's a particularly beautiful place, but I do believe in redemption. — Colum McCann