Aquaman Funny Quotes & Sayings

As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to tell everyone he picked Joe Biden as his vice president. How do you think this makes Hillary Clinton feel, huh? Finally, she gets a telephone call at 3 a.m., it's to tell her they picked Joe Biden. — Jay Leno

I find that being considerate of others and keeping what I say and what I do in agreement makes for a great night's sleep. — Steve Maraboli

I'm not a 'strong warrior queen' like people think. I spend most of my day cooking and doing things with my sons. — Kola Boof

Forewarned is not forearmed, it is foreshadowed. — A.P.

Obedience seems to be "proof" of sorts that we do indeed love Jesus. — Donovan Graham

I think the fact that I grew up in show business had a real effect on my personality. If you were born in New York during the golden age of television, and you grew up on Broadway, that marks you. — Christopher Walken

History, at least in its ideal state of perfection, is a compound of poetry and philosophy. — Nathan Rothschild, 1st Baron Rothschild

Thank you for leaving us alone but giving us enough attention to boost our egos. — Mick Jagger