April Fools Pranks Quotes & Sayings

Don't be like everyone else, even if you are the only one. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Mousy. It was the only word Travis could think to describe Mary Warner when she stepped off the plane. His heart sank and took a moment to rally itself. Long legs, that was all he'd asked for, and what did he get? Minnie Mouse. — Debbie Macomber

You don't scare me," Tyler said, leaning in. "Stop being so damn stubborn. I'm good for you."
- "What if I'm bad for you? — Jamie McGuire

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! — Sid Waddell

The path to the CEO's office should not be through the CFO's office, and it should not be through the marketing department. It needs to be through engineering and design. — Elon Musk

The large-scale homogeneity of the universe makes it very difficult to believe that the structure of the universe is determined by anything so peripheral as some complicated molecular structure on a minor planet orbiting a very average star in the outer suburbs of a fairly typical galaxy. — Stephen Hawking

I was washing dishes at the Greyhound bus station at the time and I said, 'Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom, take 'em out!' — Little Richard

When the affections so kindly break loose, Joy, is another name for Religion. — Laurence Sterne

I like the type of culture that the Internet allows to happen. And, of course, for some bizarre reason, that is cats! — Cory Arcangel

Afternoon classes - that evil invention! — John Gresham Machen

Emotional pain is a terrible thing to endure, but the solution is not anything unbiblical. — Lois Mowday Rabey