April Fools Jokes For School Children Quotes & Sayings

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement about my character and not an invitation or request. — David Henry

Only living things bring living joy to the soul and must elevate it. — Mahatma Gandhi

If you are not playful you are not alive. — David Hockney

Can we have genuine knowledge of space without ever leaving our armchairs? — Timothy Gowers

Music to me is life. It's what gets me going. — Apolo Ohno

Perversity is the human thirst for self-torture. — Edgar Allan Poe

Reality is not a function of the event as event, but of the relationship of that event to past, and future, events. — Robert Penn Warren

It is not true that the legislator has absolute power over our persons and property. The existence of persons and property preceded the existence of the legislator, and his function is only to guarantee their safety. — Frederic Bastiat

One doesn't stay in a state of nirvana by hiding from difficulties. You stay in nirvana by lavishing nirvana on everyone you meet, by giving it away as fast as you receive it. — Adyashanti

All large political doctrines are rich in difficult problems - problems that are quite above the average citizen's reach. And that is not strange, since they are also above the reach of the ablest minds in the country; after all the fuss and all the talk, not one of those doctrines has been conclusively proven to be the right one and the best. — Mark Twain