April Fools Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Kyoto costs a lot, does nothing to prevent calamity, and pays no compensation in the event of loss. If my insurance broker offered that sort of policy, I would not carry insurance. Instead what my broker offers is a policy that costs a little and pays full compensation in the event of loss. If someone wants to propose that as a policy on global warming, I'm all in favour. — Ross McKitrick

Brightness," the man said as she stepped up to him, "we aren't what you think we are."
"No," Shallan replied. "You aren't what you think yourselves to be. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm convinced that without bad design, the world would be a far less stimulating place; we would have nothing to marvel over and nothing to be nostalgic about. — Carrie Fulton Phillips

If you give a scene enough room to breathe, actors will hopefully find those magical moments. — Greg Bryk

It was one of those days you sometimes get latish in the autumn when the sun beams, the birds toot, and there is a bracing tang in the air that sends the blood beetling briskly through the veins. — P.G. Wodehouse

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions. — Dana Gould

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey

I will not last forever. But I am damn well going to know I have been here. — George A. Sheehan