April 1st Funny Quotes & Sayings

Mathematics is the queen of disciplines ... it will drive the nonsense out of your head! — Leo Tolstoy

There's nothing very interesting about my life. — Romola Garai

the addition made in 1990: Albert Einstein, the first Jew in Walhalla. — Neil MacGregor

The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked. — Nick Kroll

Long hair will send you to hell! — Hidekaz Himaruya

We improved the environment in which our children live, learn and play by decreasing crime and clamping down on abuse and violence in the home and on the streets. — Jane D. Hull

I'm surrounded by nothing but great people. I've been blessed with that, so really, I've got no choice but to be an all-around good person. — Tim Duncan

Perhaps the virtue of coming from a place like Tasmania is that you had the great gift of knowing that you were not the centre of things, yet life was no less where you were. — Richard Flanagan

A willingness to change was the secret of survival. — Deborah Harkness

The more I learn about God, the more aware I become of what I don't know about him. — R.C. Sproul

Society is afraid of alonedom, like lonely hearts are wasting away in basements, like people must have problems if, after a while, nobody is dating them. But lonely is a freedom that breaths easy and weightless and lonely is healing if you make it. — Tanya Davis