Apres Ski Funny Quotes & Sayings

Two buddies are walking home together. As they get to the fork where they part ways, the one turns to the other and says "Man...life sure stinks!". His pal grins and says "I think life is beautiful." From a nearby park bench an old bum overhears them. With a shaky voice from years of experiences he looks up at them... "You're both right." he say's as he turns to the 2nd fellow. "But I'd rather walk with you. — Unknown

Did you know you snore in your sleep? You do this little gurgling, whining thing. Scared the shit out of me at first. I couldn't tell if you were drowning or whistling at me. I started to stick a wad of napkins in your mouth. — Loni Flowers

Everything I do, I'm sort of half in, half out. — Harrison Ford

The list is long and its keeper bitter. — Kate Morton

Christianity is not an insurance policy against life's ills and troubles. — Billy Graham

The more you understand how your salvation isn't about your behavior, the more radically your behavior will change. — Timothy Keller

I firmly believe caretaking the soul is incredibly important for happiness. — Karen Salmansohn