Appropriately Funny Quotes & Sayings

A schoolmaster should have an atmosphere of awe, and walk wonderingly, as if he was amazed at being himself. — Walter Bagehot

Heroes may be less than heroic, while the common man saves the day. — Barbara Kingsolver

Rather be a thin dog free,
than to be a fat one chained — Thabiso Monkoe

A deadline is a finish line. Don't stop 'til the door shuts in your face! — Raven Moore

Who would have thought that a human and a dragon could make such a perfect match? — E.D. Baker

For all of those who wanna profile and pose
Rock you in your face, stab your brain with your nose bone. — Prodigy

Have you ever noticed how many silences there are Gilbert? The silence of the woods ... of the shore ... of the meadows ... of the night ... of the summer afternoon. All different because the undertones that thread them are different. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I could do with it. I see colors, imagery. It has to have a smell. It's like falling in love. You can't give a reason why. — Paul Newman

My mother made it seem perfectly normal for thousands of people to be cheering me, as if there was nothing special going on. I thought all children must live as I did. — Shirley Temple

Money issue looms so large in art now. And it has absolutely nothing to do with art. — Joe Bradley