Apprehending Offenders Quotes & Sayings

It has come to the point where if I know I'm leaving a house with a man, I can factor in a bathroom visit or a phone call or both, and when I'm done, he'll almost be done tying his shoes. — Mindy Kaling

Secrets find a way out in sleep ... It is the place where there is no pretense. — Bell Hooks

Her eyes sparkle with a rising dampness. I've seemed to overstep myself,
Samuel. — Nathan Reese Maher

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth. — Bobby Heenan

Youth is like having a big plate of candy. Sentimentalists think they want to be in the pure, simple state they were in before they ate the candy. They don't. They just want the fun of eating it all over again. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Of the many influences that have shaped the United States into a distinctive nation and people, none may be said to be more fundamental and enduring than the Bible. — Ronald Reagan

Standing center stage in the six foot circle of wood cut from the stage of the Ryman is something I never take for granted. The history and legacy of that circle is awe-inspiring. — Blake Shelton